Why dont we milk mice and make cheese?

The government doesnt allow it.Why dont we milk mice and make cheese?
Because mice carry disease, for more than other animals. They caused Bubonic plague, they carry the hantaan virus. Mice are just icky!Why dont we milk mice and make cheese?
Why don't we milk you and make a President?
Because they won't stand still long enough.
milk maids don't come in that small of size!
Just think how many mice it would take to make an ounce of cheese.... doge are more effective.
Becuase that'd be gross? And make very small pieces of cheese...haha...I have no idea!
Because the labor involved doesn't make for any profit margin.





But feel free to knock yourself out.